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The
Sloar Society is an international organization of villainy;
formed in 1902 by a man named Evo Shandor in Balzers Liechtenstein.
It was his dream to create an organization dedicated to performing
unnecessary surgeries and conducting bizarre rituals designed
to bring about the end of the world.
After
Shandor's glorious death in a hail of gunfire, his small cult
grew to become one of the world's largest unions of maniacs,
evil-doers, and general ne'er-do-wells. Though Shandor himself
may be mummified in a sarcophagus of lead, as per his final
requests, his dream lives on to this day.
Over
100 years later, the Masterminds behind to Sloar Society continue
to uphold Shandor's twisted standards and promote the megalomaniacal
arts of greed, malice, revenge, and oppression. Today, with
the advent of multimedia and the internet, the Sloar Society
can spread its cancerous tentacles across the globe infecting
all who come in contact with it.
To hide our devilish plans, The Sloar Society doubles as a
top-notch multimedia company, who employs (with no pay) a
growing group of creative and determined miscreants. This
front company (Flying Gimp Motion Pictures) produces
GRADE-A subliminal propaganda.
OBEY. CONSUME. NO INDEPENDANT THOUGHT.
So what does the FUTURE hold for the Sloar Society? If the
past is any indication, our maelstrom of hate will baptise
our enemies in new experiences of terror and pain beyond the
veil of sanity itself. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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SS.
is a multifaceted villainous organization who will attempt
to open minds to ideas and possibilities that other groups
and official organizations cannot or will not consider because
of possible social implications or societal limitations. Though
our individual goals and schemes may be different, our overall
mission remains the same: To make unimaginably large sums
of money on the backs of our inferiors and put it towards
nefarious ends. To accomplish this goal, we have created an
independant multimedia front company to create a mass media
saturation of our materials, for our dark lord commands it.
If we must sell hatetracts to incarcerated Aryans, then by
Zod, we will do it! |
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I.
PURPOSE
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The ideas expressed may include, but are not limited to,
philosophy, doomsday weaponry, critical thinking in relation
to any and all established religions in existence (and
anything else, for that matter), unpopular science, the
celebration of human sexuality and subsequent deviancy,
criticism of ideas or accepted norms, advocation of creativity
and individuality, promotion of musical and artistic diversity
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II. OBJECTIVES
The
following is a list of goals that S.S. will strive to
accomplish. These goals may be subject to change.
a. The accumulation of wealth and/or
souls.
b. The creation and promotion of alternative
media for our front company.
c. various mass media saturation schemes
d. Global Domination. |
III.
MASTERMINDS
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THE EMPEROR
1. The Emperor shall be in charge of organizing meetings.
2. The Emperor shall not be a leader of another evil
club.
3. The Emperor shall be a registered member of the group.
4. The Emperor shall be selected by fate after receiving
his boon.
5. The Emperor may only be removed through beheading
by the next Emperor.*
b. GRAND DIRECTOR
1. The Grand Director shall enforce the bylaws.
2. The Grand Director shall interpret the Emperor’s
wishes.
3. The Grand Director shall guard mountain lairs from
intrusion.
4. The Grand Director shall act as Emperor in his absence.
3. The Grand Director shall be a registered member of
the group.
c. TREASURER
1. The Treasurer shall divvy up the loot.
2. The Treasurer shall organize project finance.
3. The Treasurer shall be Jewish, or act in such a manner.
4. The Treasurer shall obey the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.
5. The Treasurer shall be a registered member of the
group.
d. PROPAGANDA MINISTER
1. The Propaganda Minister shall coordinate multimedia
productions.
2. The Propaganda Minister shall administer the website.
3. The Propaganda Minister shall crush the nonbelievers.
4. The Propaganda Minister shall be a registered member
of the group.
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IV.
HENCHMEN
membership in the S.S. will depend in no way
on race, ethnicity, gender, age, or sexual preference. Unless
we don't want you here, then we will use these to discriminate
against you.
REGISTERED
MEMBERS
1.
May become a Mastermind.
2. May contribute to the Sloar Society.
3. May be entitled to unlimited web space on the Sloar
Society server.
4. May vote in elections
5. May petition for elections
6. May attend official Sloar Society gatherings, box
socials, and/or shin-digs
7. May be used as fodder in our devious schemes
UNREGISTERED MEMBERS
1.
May contribute to the Sloar Society.
2. May be hazed by registered members.
3. May be used to power our titanic machines.
4. Will not be noted in official S.S. rosters.
TO BECOME A REGISTERED MEMBER ONE MUST:
1. Display a sincere interest in the goals of the Sloar
Society.
2. Show a desire to contribute to the Sloar Society.
3. Have an all-encompassing knowledge of materials covered
in this site as each part is necessary to understanding
the whole.
Prospective Members must find endorsement with one of
the site masterminds. Membership likewise may be revoked
on a case-by-case basis requiring approval of at least
two Masterminds. Membership applications can be found
in the Henchmen section of this website.
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