ALL HAIL DAS BoOT!

Welcome to Booty Online. No it's not how it sounds. This site was built to show the world how cool Das BoOt is! Here is a tightknit online community where we're all obsessed with that sleek, sexy, golden, sensation known as Das BoOt! Here you can find other BoOt fans, BoOt sightings, and get your own Booty Online, Boot Net Buddy.

The BoOt does not make things... the BoOt makes them better.

The BoOt cares not about the lives of mortal men, the BoOt cares not about your social status, your money, or your lives. It is better to be on the BoOt's side then in it's way.

The BoOt shall engulf this world, and vomit it into it's own yellow rubbery image.

The BoOt is a baller, a shotcaller, 24-7 own an impala.

Accept no shoes, nor sandles. There is no substitute for das BoOt.

Mess with the BoOt and he'll plant a shoe in your ass!

Das BoOt has slept with more women this morning than you will most likely sleep with in your lifetime.

Das BoOt eats lightning and craps thunder.

Das BoOt is so cool, yellow, and rubbery, that people no longer fear death

The BoOt can make you a winner or a loser, it all depends on whether you're with the BoOt or against it.

From film, to comics, to graphic novels, The Golden Sensation has appeared in nearly every medium and has earned a cult-like status. Das BoOt's fans, such as the BoOties, are a plentiful and rabid group, fully immersed in everything BoOt. These groupies, are known, commonly as BoOtakus. Are you a BoOtaku? If you are truly a devoted fan, you can sing your praise of Das BoOt HERE!

If you have any information, pictures, stories, fan fiction, or other BoOt creations please feel free to email me. We're always in need of new content, so if you got something BoOt related, send it to me.

Please keep in mind we Booties are not Das BoOt, nor do we know him. This is an unofficial fan site. Please don't send love letters or pictures of yourselves spread eagle in Sailor Scout costumes. (That means you Jenni!) And btw, for the last time, whoever keeps posting as "cucumber_cock_08" on the BoOt message board, claiming that BoOt fans are a bunch of "greesy faced net geeks who'll never get laid" Please Stop!!!. Also I would like to go on to say that many of us are very close to having intimate relations with members of the opposite sex, and in the case of Jeremy, the same sex. In fact, myself and heero_duochan_fan_84, are going to move in with one another, once I can save up enough money from working at the Amoco to move out of my parent's basement. WOOT WOOT!

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(Thanks to MISTRESS BLUEROSE for these photos

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