Henchmen are a key component of the Sloar Society, providing expeditionary land forces wherever—and whenever—they are required. This selfless service to a goal more horrible than themselves is what distinguishes our henchmen from other website's goons, thugs, and lower level functionaries.

No you can't just toss on a cape and call yourself Lord Chaotico weilder of badgers, then expect a membership. To become an official Henchmen of the Sloar Society, one must understand our goals, demonstrate a desire to 'hench', and be willing to work towards the betterment of the Society itself.