APPAREL
"Don't Conquer the Planet
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*note
cafepress does not accept Amins, we apologize for nothing*
DISCLAIMER
*** The products, devices, and their patents found on this page
are the sole property of FUTURE HORIZONS INCORPORATED™
and are in no way affiliated with the Sloar Society. We take
no responsibility for the use or misuse of these products. *** |
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SLOARINDUSTRIES
"Killing our customers with
low, low, prices (and orangu-men)" |
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| Sloar
Industries™ provides
the best equipment, attire, and other merchandise for
the aspiring Super Villain in each of us. |
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WEAPONRY
Ruby
Laser Pistol
Amaze your friends! Destroy your enemies!
Rob convenience stores in style! With
this handheld Ruby Laser Pistol you can burn
metals, experiment with light spot welding,
and blow holes through many materials at considerable
distances. This laser produces an explosive
coherent burst of light which is capable of
eliminating even the most dangerous of foes! |
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Sonic
Devastator
This handheld space age weapon of the future
is powered by (2) 9 volt batteries conatined
within the handle. It is capable of emitting
intense ultrasonic blasts from its output
transducer. The sonic blast is capable of
inducing intense pain and discomfort in humans
and animals It is effective for approximately
20ft but some people are even effected at
distances as great as 50ft. Comes available
in convenient handheld form and powerful riot
control form. |
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Ion
Ray Gun
Ions are charged particles of energy and this
weapon is capable of propelling millions of
ions considerable distances. The completed
device will induce shocks, charge capacitors,
light lights and more. All at a distance without
direct contact. Operates on (3) 9-volt batteries.
It can induce painful but (unfortunately)
harmless electric shocks. Can induce shocks
from up to 20 feet away under ideal conditions. |
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MIND
CONTROL
Psionic
Helmet
Construct a mind focusing/tuning helmet to
be used for influencing others. Become a echno-shamen.
Best used with our various electronic meditation
plans. Very powerful! Now includes a crystal
powered telepathic enhancer!
*** NOW GET A NEW PREMIUM ADDON***
Build a Teleflasher and focus your telepathic
energy onto any desired target mind. Very
reliable and repeatable results. Best used
with our Psionic helmet plans. |
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Electronic
Mind Control
Control people's minds with this simple technology.
The Mind Control Machine converts your voice
into something called Silent Sound; a special
format the brain can understand without your
conscience awareness of any message. Get
that raise you always wanted. Solid-State
circuit works great on women too.
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Crystal
Power Rod
Also known as an Atlantean power rod. These
devices amplify the mind energy of it's operator
and allow the projection of this energy through
time and space. It is actually a miniature
Subatomic Particle Beam Projector.
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UNPOPULAR
SCIENCE
Time
Machines
Contains schematics and diagrams of various
devices such as the Biotronic Oscillator and
Atlantean Generator which can be used for
physical and out of body time travel! Also
contains information on constructing an artificial
grid point. A grid point is necessary for
physical time travel to occur. Also contains
experiments using the Hyperdimensional Resonator
and other easily constructed parts to travel
physically in time. |
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Weather
Control
The Reich Cloudbuster is an incredible device
which utilizes 'Orgone Energy' to allow an
operator to control the weather! Can create
or dissipate violent storms. Newly Updated.
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Bionic
Exoskeleton
Incredible invention allows it's wearer to
run at
up to 35 MPH and jump 5 Ft. into the air.
The
SpringWalker™ body amplifier is the
first of a whole new breed of vehicles --
it's got legs.
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The Sloar Society boasts the
only currency named after His Excellency President
for Life, Field Marshal Alhaji Doctor Idi
Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Conqueror of the British
Empire. Though, the "Amin"
isn't yet an officially recognized currency,
rest assured it wont be long before you're
breaking an Id-ster for a vending machine.
CLICK
HERE to
download a .PDF file of the Amin. If
you intend on printing copies of the pro-fascist
money, only use a high quality paper.
AMIN PAGE COMING SOON**** |
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Have
you ever dreamed of photoshopping your face or logo on the
future currency of PLANET EARTH?
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SURE,
we all have. But now, thanks to a generous offer from
the Sloar Society, that dream can become a reality |
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To
leave your mark on the Amin, just follow these simple
steps:
1st
CLICK HERE to donate the dollar amount you
would like to appear on.
2nd SEND AN EMAIL HERE with your name, donation
amount, and an attached picture you would like to
see appear on our currency.
3rd WAIT for the donation to clear and in 2-3 weeks
you will recieve a confirmation email and an enclosed
image of your new personalized bill.
APPEARING ON A PIRATE CURRENCY IS NOT ONLY A GOOD
WAY TO GET NOTICED, BUT ALSO MAKES A GREAT CHRISTMAS
GIFT FOR YOUR LOVED ONES! |
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