Quotes:
"...a bunch of prissy lil stuck up snobs who care about no one but themselves...everyone knows our school for the bitches and that we are a hicksville..."
-Anonymous
"Hey if you got one day left of your life, come to Montrose... every day seems to last a f*cking eternity"
-Anonymous
"(Montrose is) a dirtball infested with psychotic apes"
-Anonymous
Pictoral Evidence
Montrose High School
Montrose Football |
Relive 1902 All Over Again in Scenic Montrose!
| State: |
Michigan |
| High School: |
Hill/McCloy |
| Other Schools: |
Carter Elem.; Kuehn-Haven Middle |
| Stoplights: |
2 (not counting flashing red) |
| Fast Food Restaurants: |
3 McDonald's, Taco Bell, Subway |
| Landfills : |
2 (not counting 1 in Montrose Township and a Sewer treatment plant) |
| Obsessions: |
High School Football, delaying change, closed-mindedness |
| Language: |
3 dialects of Hillbillese (Crude bastardization of English) |
| Annual Festivals: |
Blueberry Festival, 3rd Weekend in August. |
Montrose had a different Subway which was closed for health violations and later burnt down.
Additional Statistics:
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The population of Montrose is approximately 1811. |
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The approximate number of families is 4. |
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The amount of land area in Montrose is 2.363 sq. kilometers. |
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The amount of surface water is 0 sq kilometers. |
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The distance from Montrose to Washington DC is 478 miles. The distance to the Michigan state capital is 47 miles. (as the crow flies) |
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Montrose is positioned 43.17 degrees north of the equator and 83.89 degrees west of the prime meridian. |
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Montrose burns approximately 12 Witches a year. |
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