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Ruby
Laser Pistol
Amaze your friends! Destroy your enemies!
Rob convenience stores in style! With this handheld
Ruby Laser Pistol you can burn metals, experiment with light
spot welding, and blow holes through many materials at considerable
distances. This laser produces an explosive coherent burst
of light which is capable of eliminating even the most dangerous
of foes!
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Psionic
Helmet
Construct a mind focusing/tuning helmet to be used for influencing
others. Now includes a crystal powered telepathic enhancer.
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Electronic
Mind Control
Control people's minds with this simple technology. The
Mind Control Machine converts your voice into something
called Silent Sound; a special format the brain can understand
without your conscience awareness of any message. Get
that raise you always wanted. Solid-State circuit works
great on women too.
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Crystal
Power Rod
Also known as an Atlantean power rod. These devices amplify
the mind energy of it's operator and allow the projection
of this energy through time and space. It is actually a
miniature Subatomic Particle Beam Projector.
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Sonic
Devastator
This handheld space age weapon uses ultrasonic
blasts to induce intense pain and discomfort in victim's
up to 30 feet away.
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